Have you ever had one of those dreams where you are flying and ...?

leonardo di caprio runs behind you and yells oh my god how do you do that... you are sooo cool! And you just tell him to drink a gallon of corn oil because you don't want waste time teaching him but when you come back an hour later, he's lying face down with a jug of corn oil next to him... and you start sobbing cause you just killed leonardo di caprio but he wakes up and says gotcha and you guys laugh and start river dancing together?